Alliteration for the win! No doubt you’ve heard of the war on Scientology now going on. If not, I think Skip Jenkins can fill you in, since I’m too lazy to write out my own post.
Let’s just say that I may or may not have come across some rather interesting (albeit confusing and freakin’ weird) documents swiped directly from the Servers of Scientology. Note to any Scientologist lawyer-like persons reading this: I “don’t” have any of these documents. And by “don’t”, I mean “might”. And…damn, I think I need to come up with a more convincing secret code. Or a life.